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I love fucking clowns.
    -Britney Spears


I had no friggin' idea that a woman's clitoris and labia could attain such immense proportions.
    -Albert Einstein


Christ, this shit itches.
    -Chia Pet


Monsterous art and uncensored anime. It's come to my attention that there are some seriously twisted people in this world calling themselves artists.
    -Vincent Van Gogh


Whatta bunch of freaks.
    -Marilyn Manson


Anybody want to buy a used truck?
    -Scott Peterson


These Girls know that size DOES matter!
    -Paul Bunyon


Candy ain't cheap! The brats that show up at my door this Halloween will be getting little packets of Taco Bell sauce that I've been saving.
   - Bill Gates


These people are sick. People who look at these people are sick, too.
    -Sigmund Freud


Hot babes getting naked in the streets in preparation for lent.
    -Billy Graham


How do you keep a dumbass in suspense?
    -George W. Bush


When can I tell them the answer?
    -George W. Bush


12 pics and two video clips (mpgs) in which an ugly, hairy, old guy gets his finger stuck in a tight teen twat. I can relate.
    -King Kong



I've come up with a great way to cut down on the cigarettes. I only smoke after sex. Fuck one, smoke one...fuck one, smoke one. I'm down to a pack and a half a day.
    -Drew Barrymore


Why would anyone want to look at a naked pregnant girl?
    -Demi Moore


Clowns rule!
    -Ronald McDonald


Surely you meant to say that kings rule.
    -Burger King


Don't call me surely, asshole.
    -Ronald McDonald


Big movie clips of me, my tits, and my pussy
    -Sharon Stone


This answer is really funny! Will it be much longer before I can say it?
    -George W. Bush


This homely girl likes her horse.
    -John Wayne


This stupid blonde bitch is gettin' pussy juice all over a fine leather sofa!
    -Donald Rumsfeld


How bout if I was to just beat the ever-loving shit out of you?
    -Christopher Reeve


Jesus H. Christ, all the bumps on this girl's vibrator have GOT to hurt like the dickens.
    -your sister


Hi, I'm John Donson.
    -Don Johnson on booze


I sure do like these tight fake titties.
    -Jewel


Artsy-fartsy lesbian pictures. What will they think of next?
    -Ang Lee


Great pics of a hottie gettin' dick juice in her mouth.
    -Jodie Foster


Who the fuck let this scumbag of a clown in here?
    -Pat Robertson


This chick looks like she's been shot through the back by two cruise missiles.
    -Colin Powell


How much longer before I can tell the goddamn answer? I don't think you know who you're dealing with here, clownie!
    -George W. Bush


Happiness is coming.
    -The Dirty Clown


BTW: In case you haven't figured it out, this page is satire and should not be taken seriously.
    -The Dirty Clown




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